Monday, December 12, 2011

Not the Candy Cane!!! (tmi)

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Another educational insightful tidbit from me to you- sponsored by Edenfantasys!
Ahh, I am blushing to re-tell this story and having second guesses about hitting "DELETE, DELETE, DELETE!" as I type it.
It's holiday season, we have got our Ho, Ho, Ho's going on. The Christmas tree is set up, and those minty little canes are glaring at me with a secret that only we share. They mock me. The kids love them. But when I see them, they seem to remind me of a night that should never have been!
Before I forever humiliate myself, let me sum it up quickly, REAL candy canes + foreplay +  husband = BAD IDEA. I am really bad at math, but I digress.

  In my instance, it was a bigger one. But I wouldn't recommend the skinny ones either. Sure.. they taste good. But would you put Ben Gay on your private parts?
Enough said!
Just take my advice, and don't do it! Don't ask questions, just trust me...  just don't.
And stop laughing at me, darnit!
Speaking of candy canes- EdenFantasys has sex toys that are candy cane peppermint burn free. (They just look like candy canes!) So candy cane fun, without the bathtub regret.
Check out the price on the glass Candy Cane dildo
The curved end serves great as a handle and fun (see: safe!) seasonal adult time!  Just trust me, your better off with this toy!
My favorite part of the site, is right now- before Christmas, they have some great promotions going on, so you should check them out. They are having huge sales, and deeply discounting for the New Year! A lot of stuff comes with a free gift, and as always you can add ONE free gift to any order. This can even be in addition to coupon codes, sales, and other free gifts. You really get your money's worth considering they have the best prices I've seen online, and in person- at stores anywhere!

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This post brought to you by  EdenFantasys, an online retailer of I was paid for this post, but the opinions are 100% my own, payment does not change that at all.


Clumsy Coquette said...

I'm not going to lie ... I did giggle for a few seconds. :) Thanks for the warning, I'm always so cautious when it comes to experimenting.

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